totallynotagentphilcoulson:

iameridone:

I have seen the depths of hell in those blue eyes.

A̴͍̥̳̠̞̹ͩ̋̆ͤͅR̖͉̼̱̮͐̓ͤ̒̅͜͞Ę̵̝̳̖͓̮ͮ͌̿ͩ̊̃̈ ͇̱͍̙̍ͅY̊̋͏̥͙͙͍̖̬O̤͓̭̝̭̺͒̊̔̐͗́U̷͖̣̲̝̲͎̰̝ͨͦ̒̈́͆̆̍͡͡ ̛̱̩̰̞̙͚̯̳̍̆̾ͦ̓͘͡F̜̙̣̱ͫ͐̒̈́͒͗̽ͩ͒Ḙ̠̞͚̻͔ͩ͟͝E̻̻̹̹͋ͦͨͧ͟L̝̤̹̩̹͕̱͑ͤ̓ͨͩͤ͋̒Ȋ̧̠̞̬̼͇̞̲̻̒̀͘͠N̯͚̄̅͋ͤͬ̅͒ͣG̬̫̯̩̻̬̱̻̟̊̐ͭ̒̊̏ͮ̕ ̸̧̆̓͒͏̣̲̩͇Ḭ̻̩̻̱̬̌͂̉Ṭ̴̥̥̬̬ͭ̐̄ͫ͟ͅ ̓͒̀҉̤͈̭̞͉̲̯͝N̪͕̐̀͆͌́̽ͣͫ͞O͌̍͋ͫ̒̂҉̬W̦̺̮͍̰͉̣̬͚͒̓̉͑̌̚͢ ͂̄̚҉̖̮̩̜̪̣̦̼̣M̧͓ͭ̐̍ͧͩR̻̈́̈́͒ͮ.̬̹͔̮̣̑ͨ ̸̴͚̹̫̬̤͖́͋ͪ̉̓K͚͈͖̣̞̋ͣͯͭR̭̜͍͚̬̝̖̲̋͊͊͜A͔͋͊͠B̧̙ͯͨ͡Ś̫̹̪̺̣̹̳̾ͫ̊ͣ͐̏͠?͉̆͗̈͗̍͆̈͢͜

ask-eep-crood:

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:

Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

FUCK YEAH

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

• He said rape happens for a reason.
• When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
• When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
• He’s a spoiled little brat.

Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

• He looks ‘feminine’
• you think he’s gay
• His voice sounds ‘feminine’

iwillmindfuckyou:

im going to get this tattooed on me

methlabrador:

hotbabysitter:

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.

fuck kind of bus do you ride

apljax3:

barackboomama:

bluelippedlifelesskiss:

a-r-i-s:

theinturnet:

Finally.

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.

WHY DON’T THY JUST SHOW US THIS CHART IN GEOGRAPHY???

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG O HAVE USED GB AND ENGLAND AND THE UK INTERCHANGEABLY??????????????????????????????

A LONG ASS TIME. NONE OF MY TEACHERS EVER CORRECTED ME.

WTF, AMERICA.  

dude wtf this is worse than us not using the metric system

I need to print this.

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world